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Ah, geeks!

Where would we be without them? In a world without geeks there would be no laptops, space travel, or…medieval battlefield re-enactments.

Yet despite their many fine qualities, geeks often struggle with women. They see women as high pitched, distracting, and lacking a mathematical formula that can predict their behaviour. These women even expect you to say ‘I love you’, actually out loud, which is even more terrifying than a Phd Viva.

Luckily, the Geek’s Guide to Girls, written by an actual female and available to download on Amazon on March 29th, offers a wealth of advice for geeks on all sorts of thorny issues, such as:

• The field supplies to take when entering female territory
• Pocket guide to the types of women available. Pros and Cons of each.
• How to decode female speech and make contact
• 101 ideas for fun dates
• Why women wear make-up and clothing: the Star Trek perspective
• A ‘Flow Chart’ telling you exactly the right thing to say when a women is experiencing Premenstrual Tension
• Meeting her parents (comic strip)
• Long distance communication
• Tact: the science behind it
• Marriage and babies, a fate worse than death?

The thorough, warm advice on these subjects and many more will help any geek, from college professor to xBox-obsessed teen, to build a strong, loving relationship with one of these ‘woman’ creatures.

The guide, written by Jennifer Coles, will be available as a Kindle download in just two weeks time, so please check back soon!